ADULT NOVELTY ~ Highly Dangerous Mother F***er

Description

Adult Humor Lapel Pin
Highly Dangerous Mother F***er
Stylized shield with rectangular bar across it.  Made of brasstone base metal with white & black enamel overlay highlights around and behind the pin's wording (please refer to the photo with this ad).  The actual pin you receive will NOT be censored in anyway.
(Only the photo along with this ad had to be censored in order to list this item on eBay.)
Size:
at its widest across ~ a hair shy of 1-1/4" wide
at its tallest from top to bottom ~ 1"
New ~ never attached to anything except a display board for sale.  (Most still in manufacturer's clear packaging.)
Sometimes a vest or jacket's "available landscape" (those areas where patches can be sewn on) is limited by their overall design or patches already attached ~ that's when lapel pins can sometimes provide the desired sentiment/statement easier than a patch... and that's from me, a previous event patch stitcher!  =)
I currently also have several styles of "adult" lapel pins listed ~
be sure to check my
Other Auctions
(when these particular adult lapel pins are gone ~ that's it from me
and I've not seen some of these around for quite a while plus
I honestly believe I've found ALL that were previously packed away.)
(The Holidays are not THAT far away now ...
buy it now & stash it away for later!)
This item is sold "as is" and is described in complete accuracy
to the best of my ability ~ if you have any doubts or question,
please email before bidding!
(I'm just a retired leather vendor, downsizing and
clearing out various items, including some personal
items occasionally.   I'm not a store, restarting
my shops or vending, etc ~ I'm retired now and simply
clearing out excess merchandise  =)
TERMS
= In brief:
Payment
~ PayPal only; immediate payment for Buy Now or 3 days after close of auction
Shipping
~ via USPS to confirmed PayPal address only
Combined Shipping
~ yes, see below for specifics
Returns or Refunds
~ None; sold "AS IS"; see why below
Terms - In Detail
(aka "The Fine Print")
Payment
:
I accept PayPal only.
Buy Now items require immediate payment; regular auctions payment should be completed within 3 (three) business days of auction closing. If unpaid within this specified time frame, a dispute will be filed for close auction.  Partial payments will not be accepted and I will have no recourse other than to assume any such partial payment is, in fact, a NonPayment and that I should immediately commence a dispute for the closed auction.
If you are the winning bidder on multiple items, please contact me before paying or for a revised invoice so I can send you an Invoice for payment and combined shipping.  All multiple items will be shipped to only one address as in Shipping below.
Please note:  I reserve the exclusive right to cancel bids for a potential buyer's excessive Negative OR Zero feedback.  I also reserve the right to end this listing if this item is no longer available for sale through no fault of my own.  Please do not bid on this auction unless you are serious about owning it as all non-paying high bidders will be reported to eBay, and negative feedback posted.
Shipping
I
ONLY
ship to confirmed USA/continent of North America, verified PayPal addresses via USPS, without exception!
No shipping internationally or to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, the Virgin Islands, APO/FPO or PO Box addresses
.
Please make sure of your correct payment and shipping information before paying for your item.   Once your payment is completed, no more changes will be made or allowed for your item.
YES, I most certainly will combine shipping
~ please refer to #3 in Payment above and reflect the majority of the actual shipping cost, shipping material and a trip to the Post Office.  All shipments are via USPS First Class Mail.
To help you calculate when to anticipate receipt of your item, your package will be coming to you from Arizona, zip 86326.
Returns
or
Refunds:
Please NOTE:  NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS!
Here's WHY there are no returns or refunds:
I am retired and have a variety of items to clear out in order to effect a major downsizing.  I was formerly a mobile leather stitcher and embroidery person so I naturally had a variety of new never used products remaining.  Remaining "1 of a kind" or limited quanties of items were packed away and I am now beginning to clear out and dispose of merchandise no longer needed.  I am only a single individual primarily disposing of a variety of items such as new never used excess merchandse ~ not a store... so returns or refunds are
NOT ACCEPTED
!
I have endeavored to described and explain the items I have for auction to the absolute best of my ability, with the item in my hand and being inspected at the time the description is written.   BUT please, please ask any question(s) whatsoever about any item you are interested in BEFORE placing your bid as... again... NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS are available.
I'm simply clearing out items ~ not getting back into business ~ and downsizing some of my personal home & business related items.  Thank you in advance for your anticipated understanding.
Thanks for Looking
Happy Bidding & Have Fun!